1/6/14

TMS Alumni Problems

1. "So did you like milk cows?"
2. Scars from brambles
3. Fudgy oat squares never taste as good as they did at TMS
4. Living vicariously through Marilyn Covey's statuses
5. Regular soap just doesn't compare to Boraxo
6. Still trying to fathom that you are stardust...
7. Being a fan of the OCMS Wagon Wheel, not this Darius Rucker nonsense
8. When Mountain School babies are no longer babies
9. When the following semester eats your favorite cow
10. Contra dances just aren't safe places anymore
11. No, [insert Island School, HMI, Chewonki] is completely different
12. Parents still wont let you use power tools even though you got an ax license from Jack Kruse himself
13. Poking all the squash at the supermarket (once on the culling chore, always on the culling chore)
14. Remembering that his pantaloons were red though you're not quite sure how to use this information
15. When in doubt, quote Directive will no longer save you if you space out in class
16. A perfectly timed sheep escape is also highly unlikely
17. The barbed wire used today is a lot sharper than the stuff at your science site
18. Pending friend request for Aurora
19. Current semesters instagramming pictures from garden hill
20. College cafeteria "maple" syrup

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